Alright boys and girls you are staring foreclosure right in the face and now you need some practical mortgage foreclosure solutions to help you keep your happy home and make sure your lovely wife doesnt leave you for the mailman.

There are lots of nonsensical, dramatically emotionally ways to deal with foreclosure. For example, you could run screaming down the street. The grand majority of these style solutions, however, are not going to do anything to help you in any real way. In order to keep the banks loan officers off of your back, you need a strategy that has been better thought out.

Let me just say that blowing up the bank, while assuring you national television coverage, is also not one of the effective or practical mortgage foreclosure solutions that you can turn to. Just when it seems like your options are limited here I come with some of the best advice you will ever get and I am going to give it to you for free. Thats right! For free and you can thank me later!

One practical and effective solution to mortgage foreclosure is to use machine gun nests. This might not seem like a real solution, but it can be. Whenever someone comes to home with the intention of serving you with eviction papers, the machine gun nests will encourage them to turn around and leave you alone.

These machine guns do not have to be loaded or real. The idea is to scare off your foreclosure enforcing enemies. The power of fear can keep you in your home until the police decide to lock you up in jail for using the machine guns.

The Circus Is In Town!

Do you have a big back yard? Then have a circus and pay your mortgage from the admission proceeds! This solution is so simple it is hard to believe that more people are not employing it as one of their mortgage foreclosure solutions. All you need is a backyard at least the size of 3 football fields. Then you need a huge canvas tent big enough to accommodate a three ring circus and at least 5,000 spectators.

The next step is getting together the other things you will need for the circus. That means clowns, peanuts, popcorn, and elephants. Once you take care of that, the money will just start rolling in. This will require a bit of work, but it could be what saves you from losing your home. Opening a circus is a great idea because your neighbors are sure to love it and you will love the money you earn.